Check this out. I changed the 1994 E.C.W Shane Douglas speech. So, what do you think?

"It's no question about it Terrance Howard, you are one hell of a competitor and I will not be a music champion that hides. I stand here, before God and my father in Heaven tonight, as I said I would be: Holding an MTV Music Award. In the tradition of Cyndi Laupher; in the tradition of Michael Jackson; all of the Jackson Five; of Malcolm Young, of Angus Young, the man who will never die; and the real “King of Metal” Ronnie Dio upstairs tonight. From the Stevie Ray Vaughan, to the Billy Joes, to the... Eddie Halens, I accept this heavyweight title. Wait a second... wait a second, of Saul Haudson(Slash), of the soul piano man himself Billy Joel... this is it tonight Dad, God that's beautiful...and Kurt Cobain... and they can all kiss my ***! Because, I am not the man who accepts the torch to be handed down to me from a station that died R.I.P.An now shows reality drama crap! "The Franchise" Shane Douglas is the man who ignites the new flame of the Real Music of Televison. Tonight, before God and my father as witness, I declare... myself, “theInspiration,” as the new WCCC Music Champion of the world! We have set out to change the face of the music industry. So, tonight, let the new era begin! The era of the sport of real music . The era of the “Inspiration.” The era of the W-C-C-C!"